Getting ready to go see a movie with my father, his fiance, and my sister and brother-in-law on Saturday night.
I feel lame.
Why?
You know you're lame when your parents drag you to a 9:30 movie.
#15
Looking at the time and thinking that we would be late.
Let's not shower at all.
::Perking up:: I don't know who you are...but I like it.
Let's not shower at all.
::Perking up:: I don't know who you are...but I like it.
#14
After his best friend called.
You know I was just thinking about calling Jonathan before he called, but I didn't tell him that. Because that would be gay.
You know I was just thinking about calling Jonathan before he called, but I didn't tell him that. Because that would be gay.
#13
I can't wait for someone at work to ask me what we did this weekend.
Why?
So that I can tell them we acted like we were dating again.
Why would you say that?
Because we had so much sex.
Why?
So that I can tell them we acted like we were dating again.
Why would you say that?
Because we had so much sex.
#12
Discussing what we were going to do in order to prepare for our Memorial Day cookout.
If we are going to make the hamburger patties tonight, then we need to clean out the fridge...the one in the hallway.
You mean we're going to throw out the Thanksgiving food? (with mock surprise)
Yes, that's what I mean.
I thought we were going to save that for next year. (trying to sound sad)
Yes, unfortunately we have 2 pyrex casserole dishes with lids that have food left over from Thanksgiving last year. As they are in our second fridge, I forgot about them for a month, saw them and put off cleaning them, and forgot them for another two months. Now, I've just been avoiding them altogether. They are going to be majorly scary.
If we are going to make the hamburger patties tonight, then we need to clean out the fridge...the one in the hallway.
You mean we're going to throw out the Thanksgiving food? (with mock surprise)
Yes, that's what I mean.
I thought we were going to save that for next year. (trying to sound sad)
Yes, unfortunately we have 2 pyrex casserole dishes with lids that have food left over from Thanksgiving last year. As they are in our second fridge, I forgot about them for a month, saw them and put off cleaning them, and forgot them for another two months. Now, I've just been avoiding them altogether. They are going to be majorly scary.
#11
I think I might start a new blog, something like Quoting My Wife.
No, you can't do that! That's stealing my idea! It's not allowed!
Well, I'll quote you on that.
No, you can't do that! That's stealing my idea! It's not allowed!
Well, I'll quote you on that.
#10
Have you ever heard of condron.com?
Who? What? That sounds kind of familiar, but I don't know. Is that some sort of drug?
It's a site that skips you through blogs - I found it today through the visitor counter on my One Newly Wed blog.
Oh, ok, I might have heard of that then.
Who? What? That sounds kind of familiar, but I don't know. Is that some sort of drug?
It's a site that skips you through blogs - I found it today through the visitor counter on my One Newly Wed blog.
Oh, ok, I might have heard of that then.
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